FORGIVE ME LORD - FOR I HAVE SINNED

Forgive me Lord - for I have sinned . . .

Put my rubbish in the neighbours' bin . . .

It wasn’t if there wasn’t enough room . . .

Did she have to hit me with her broom . . . ?

All the neighbours gathered for a laugh . . .

In fact in the end there was quite a cast . . .

After that hit - I was amazed I survived . . .

Wasn’t long before the police arrived . . .

The police took statements in their scores . . .

Routing though the rubbish - is this yours . . . ?

Holding high a plastic bag - knotted neatly . . .

“Yes” I am afraid it is - I replied so sweetly  . . .

The evidence bagged - I was taken away . . .

Charged - up in court - they made my day . . .

Named and shamed - a 100 pound fine . . .

Then community service I was assigned . . .

Now I’m picking rubbish up off the street . . .

So never again my sins will I ever repeat . . .

After that I was clever and knew the score . . .

With no one looking - shit outside her door . . .

I heard her screams and smiled in content . . .

Learned my lesson - revenge is heaven sent . . .

Indiana Shaw . . . : )