Wednesday, 14 September 2016

"BUBBLES" THE "FISH" . . .


BUBBLES THE FISH . . .
  
Life is sure hell when you live in a house with Ginger the new cat . . .
That sits all day watching you - wanting to eat you and all of that . . .

Bubbles the fish - decided a day in the town wouldn’t go a miss . . .
With a water pack - strapped to his back - he didn’t miss a trick . . .

Bubbles waited till he heard Ginger the cat had started to snore . . .
Then sailed quite brazen passed Ginger the cat on the vinyl floor . . .

Bubbles who was rather quite clever that’s because he had brains . . .
Hopped on one of the bairn’s left out battery operated toy trains . . .

The crafty beggar who was like no other - in his pocket had a list . . .
3 bottles of vodka - 2 inch pizza and a whole load of cheesy crisps . . .

He got what he wanted - then it was back home again on his train . . .
He got to the door and then whipped passed Ginger the cat again . . .

Back in his tank - Bubbles sat down then got stuck in to eat lunch . . .
Opening the bottles of vodka - so the whole tank became a punch . . .

Ginger the cat woke up - to a sight that to him more than amazed . . .
Bubbles swimming loops - pizza in fin and eyes that were all glazed . . .

Ginger the cat thought he had lost his nuts and signed in as insane . . .
Bubbles relaxed - this home was his castle for him he still will reign . . .

The moral of this story is never underestimated the brains of a fish . . . 
Who had no intentions of been a meal - on that Ginger the cat dish . . . ; )
Indiana Shaw . . . : )

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