BUN FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL . . .

BUN FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL . . .

 

The Earp brothers all gathered - all stood in a row with their own large tashes

Along with Doc Holliday thought they would give the cowboys a good bashing

Doc Holliday under the cover of his coat - was loaded with cream buns in hand

Virgil after a quick slurp of his bun got the first shot in on Billie’s chest did land

Two buns in hand - Doc Holliday then brought good looker Tom McLaury down

Once down poor young Tom McLaury was never again to rise from the ground

Wyatt Earp who owned between the Earp brothers one of the largest of tashes

Tombstone rumour had it - it was only there to cover up one almighty of rashes

Hit Frank McLaury with a creamed chocolate éclair - who gave one back in return

But as Frank was allergic to chocolate his wound gave him so righty some concern

Ike Clanton and Billy Claiborne the young’uns who like to use butties and not buns

Both turned on their well spurred cowboy boots heels - and like hell started to run

Wounded Frank McLaury and Billy Clanton managed to lob a few more - cream buns

Virgil Earp brother Morgan then along with Doc Holliday all got it in their own turn

Thirty seconds later the cream bun fight of the OK Corral - was all done and dusted

The Earp’s brothers with their big tashes and the Doc had gave all they could muster

Billie Clanton and Tom and Frank McLaury were left on the ground covered in cream

Never to rise again and to be part - of the notorious loosely organized - cowboy team

Sheriff Behan witnessed this - but not involved - on account he was eating his burger

Decided enough was enough - then charged the Earp’s and Doc Holliday with murder

They say that day - over 30 cream buns were thrown - well that is what they reckoned

That all in all making that one cream bun thrown at each other for every one second

One month later Ike Clanton and Billie Claiborne returned - to give in their statements

But the Tombstone justice of peace then threw the case out on grounds of mitigation

So the tashed Earp brothers Virgil - Morgan and Wyatt with the Doc got to walked free

Pretty lucky for them - as it meant there would be no hangings - from the hanging tree

Indiana Shaw . . . ; )