MA “BITCHES - THE CAMEL AND ME . . .

MA "BITCHES" - THE CAMEL AND ME . . .

Ma “Bitches” rang - a “Nite” on the “Toon” - how are you fixed . . . ?

“Aye” - “I’ll bring “Lovely Eyes” the camel - we’ll have some kicks . . .

Me and the camel - got all tarted up – rite ready to put on a show . . .

Met the “Bitches” at the corner - jumped on the camel ready to go . . .

There is “Nowt” better than a ‘ere camel - to give us all a free ride . . .

So with all knickers a show - we all clung to the camels’ humpy hide . . .

We all got to the night club - then we managed to jump the queue . . .

As “Lovely Eyes” the camel - battered his eyes at the bouncer - in lieu . . . ; )

Once at the bar - we downed a few cocktails - the camel a few jars . . .

The barman eyed the camel - any dumpers from you lad - you’re barred . . .

Now all legless - onto the dance floor with our hand bags we arrived . . .

Seems once this happened - “Lovely Eyes” – had decided to come alive . . .

“Man” you’ve never seen a camel strut his stuff so much - twaz cool . . .

“But” with pure indignation - as to other’s that he covered all in drool . . .

All was forgot - as we all got in line - to dance to the “Egyptian walk” . . .

“Aye” soon ma “Bitches” - the camel and me - were all the night club talk . . .

As the night simmered down - and we all ended up outside on the street . . .

When the thought of a greasy kebab and chips - sounded to us just neat . . .

We were stood in the queue for ages - the poor camel had started to slaver . . .

With a whole load of curses - everyone in front started running for cover . . .

“Kebabs” & chips in hand - down the street with the camel we staggered . . .

To the shouts “Oi” - nice camel you got there - any chance we can bag her . . . ?

“Lovely Eyes” indigent as he wasn’t a she - then ran up and spat in his eye . . .

“Oi” alright “Lad” - as we stood wetting our knickers as in laughter we cried . . .

You think getting upon a camel was hard sober - then you should try after . . .

One of ma “Bitches” fell off - we couldn’t be bothered - so we just left her . . .

“Aye” ma “Bitches” - the camel and me - “Nite” on the “Toon” was rite grand . . .

Even better when you have a camel such as “Lovely Eyes” as a taxi to hand . . .  ; )

Indiana Shaw . . . ; )